June 2013
walk into da club like wat up i’m mentally unstable and can’t handle college
turn ons: garlic bread
nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody
aww when you’re trying to erase an app and the apps start shaking almost like they’re nervous like “god please not me please not me”
*doesnt care and falls asleep*
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life