daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

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Anonymous asked: I give my best friend blowjobs. Our best girl friend doesn't know. Having that little secret between us is the biggest turn on.

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Anonymous asked: I jacked a guy off that my best friend was talking to because she slapped me so I did that to get revenge on her. She just happened to be in the room when I did it. I don't regret it.

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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learnbutneverregretxo:

Please

(Source: daniellpeazer, via saturdayair)

I’m 100% done with today and 50% done with tomorrow

saturdayair:

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

HOW THE HELL DO YOU TAKE OFF YOUR BRA WITHOUT TAKING OFF YOUR SHIRT? DO YOU DISLOCATE YOUR SHOULDERS OR SOMETHING. WTH IS GOING ON UNDER THERE 

(Source: drunkpeeta)

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

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